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Time Out: Harry Baals and Wankard Pooser

This post appears today, under a different title, as my monthly guest post on The Blog of Funny Names. “I saw a snake having sex with a vulture and, I thought, it’s just business as usual in...

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Time Out: Moniker Madness 2014

Note: This post runs concurrently under a different name on The Blog of Funny Names “Every time I sign a ball I thank my lucky stars I wasn’t born Covelski or Wambgnass or Peckingpaugh”–Mel Ott Mel...

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Time Out: Second Annual Outerbridge Horsey Awards for the Funniest Names on...

Note:  This post appeared yesterday under a different name on The Blog of Funny Names “Awards do not pay the mortgage.”–Kevin Chamberlin I’m taking a poll.  All those who don’t agree with the above...

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Time Out: Groucho Marx and the Funniest Film Character Names

Note: this post appeared recently under a different title on The Blog of Funny Names “Those are my principles.  If you don’t like them, I have others.”–Groucho Marx The Inimitable Groucho Julius Henry...

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Taylor Harry Fritz–er, or is it Fritz Harry Taylor?

Note:  This post previously appeared on The Blog of Funny Names “Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row.”–Vitas Gerulaitis when he finally beat Jimmy Connors after losing to him 16 straight...

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Mark’s Neologisms #8

“Words empty as the wind are best left unsaid.”–Homer http://www.andertoons.com Ah, my dear Homer, a good sentiment.  But what if those empty words are absurdly hysterical?  It will take more than a...

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Cosmic Quote #99

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”–Hunter S. Thompson http://www.andertoons.com And when their names get weird–or funny–they go in the first round of the NFL draft.  Just ask Barkevious...

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Funny Names Thursday : A Special Investigative Report

Being vain, I don’t usually reblog anything that is not by me or about me. But in this case, I’m making an exception. Brilliant investigative reporting here by my fellow Blog of Funny Names...

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Time Out: Conrad Cornelius O’Donald O’Dell and the Funniest Names in...

“Said Conrad Cornelius O’Donald O’Dell, my very young friend who is learning to spell…”–Dr. Seuss (On Beyond Zebra) This post appears today on The Blog of Funny Names It has been previously reported...

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Time Out: Joe Bftsplk

“My work is destroyed almost as soon as it’s printed.  One day it’s being read;  the next day someone’s wrapping fish in it.”–Al Capp (This post appears concurrently on The Blog of Funny Names under a...

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